Dear McDonalds,
You gave me food poisoning, and made me miss out on work yesterday. You totally suck big time. Also, can I just mention that placing an employee who doesn't speak english in the drive-through is a really dumb idea? Hello!
A No-Longer Patron.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Boys Club,
The fact that there is a "boys club" here, is really crappy. Come on! It's the 21st century already, what's with the sexism in the work place? What do you think this is? I have a vagina so my opinion doesn't matter? I'm sorry I don't have a penis, but seriously... This is bullshit.
A Disgruntled Employee
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Car,
The squealing is driving me absolutely bonkers! Can you please stop? I know... I'm a bad car-mom and haven't taken you to be serviced lately, but I just can't afford it at the moment. Thanks so much for running still and for not having anything wrong that is too serious (knock on wood!)
Your Driver
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Roommate,
You are the bestest ever! Thanks for making all the yummy food over the last few days, and for always being there. I'm glad we understand each other, and I'm glad I have you in my life! I love you!
You're Personal "Grace"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Musician,
You really are one of the brightest things in my life right now! I don't think you understand just how much you make work bearable and how much I look forward to seeing you each day. That knowing smile we exchange when I first walk in starts the day in such an upbeat way, and I hope you understand how better my day will be becuase of it. You're so handsome, and you make the world a better place!
Thanks for being you, I can't wait until next week when I can snuggle up on the couch with you for Monday Night Football. I don't care about the sports (at all) I just like being there with you.
XOXOXO
I'm staying away from McDonalds.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteDid you ever go back to McDonalds and tell them you got sick? They might have contaminated ingredients, in which case they need to know (and refund you some money) to be alert to any recalls.
ReplyDeleteBut yay about The Musician. Hrm, makes me want to nickname my current squeeze. ;)
my car is going to be mad at me too...hard to do maintaince in this economy
ReplyDeleteSorry you got food poisoning. That so sucks. You should call the health department and report it.
ReplyDeleteLove your letters. The one to The Musician is so sweet and touching. I'm glad you have somebody so wonderful in your life. :-)
Have a fantastic Sunday!